One month ago the Xenomorph – Prince Bowie Ziggy Penguin Mercury F#@king Palmer, decided it was time to leave their host in search of greater things. After 6.5 hours travel from their realm to ours, the Xenomorph came to be. The child was born biologically female, though there is nothing yet to determine if they might remain that way. For now, the child has taken the name of Sophie Lyra in accordance with the current birthed sex. Weight was measured at 6 lbs. 8 oz., length was 20 inches.
Both of the human host parents are pleased with the alien offspring. The host’s recovery has gone well and she is slowly returning to her tasks. The father is pleased with all the world.
“Hey guys! I did a thing!” the mother was reported to have said. “Look at what I made!”
– On a personal note, thank you everyone for your constant readership, and also for remaining very patient with me during this very different (and difficult) time in my life. I appreciate you all, so very much! –
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